anyone interested in stalking Paul Rudd, Reese Witherspoon or Owen Wilson better move quickly…

Filming a “stunt” on 18th and Columbia. As far as I can tell the “stunt” is Paul Rudd running into traffic crossing the street from Wachovia to Adams Mill Bar & Grill. I do that “stunt” on a regular basis except there isn’t a production team making sure the cars don’t hit me when I run from the atm to a bar. Also spotted this morning when I went to McDonalds earlier for an egg McMuffin was Reese Witherspoon and Owen Wilson. I tell you Paul Rudd is super adorable in person, but this production team is a pain in my ass! This skinny bitch with super awesome motorcycle boots and leggings and her “hollywood” movie set and her walkie talkie and her headset…stand between me and my frozen yogurt. I’ll teach you…let’s dance bi-otch…let’s dance. You wouldn’t be so tough without those three DC police officers backing you up.