Recommended by E. and K.

K. and I have a few products that we swear by above all others – to the point where we would happily sell them like Amway. It’s a little nuts.

Rene Furterer Dry Shampoo

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This little green bottle contains fairy dust. No other dry shampoo compares, and believe me, we’ve tried a bunch of different options. If you find yourself waking up late for work on a regular basis, consider this option before a disgusting ponytail.

Soap & Glory Sexy Mother Pucker

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Think Lip Venom is the best lip plumper there is? You are incorrect, sir. This stuff is better than anything you will find at Sephora. It continues to tingle long after Lip Venom would have let you down. The color lasts for hours, too, even when eating and drinking. First introduced to me by S., I quickly got roomies K. and W. hooked on it. Now, K. has made it her life mission to preach the greatness that is Sexy Mother Pucker to the masses.

The Ab Slide

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This was K.’s great discovery and, boy, does it work! Use it on a regular basis and you will have abs of steel, I promise. I would happily star in this product’s infomercial.

You can thank us later.